~Griever-Zero

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You can find me there from now on. I'll be around DA some, but not nearly as often as before. I'll leave things up in case anyone wants to steal anything from me

I also won't be posting anything on DA anymore, so sorry

Take care all

~Yours Forever, Buster

PS. [link] is a new archives specifically for stories. Go there, for those of you who are at least slightly interested in reading.

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Yes! I'm now making fursuits for people X3

Unfortunately, due to a relatively clogged schedule of mine, I can't work on them all the time and they have a tendancy to take a while to finish anywayz

Prices start at $200 for the suit (materials are expensive) plus any personal charges I may feel like (not exceeding $75). By personal, I of course mean if prices go up or I need more materials Naturally, I want a little something for myself so I can treat myself to nice things on some occaisions

Oh, I'll also have to charge extra if I have to special order any color fur (the local fabric place only has grey and white)

Now, since I'm still working on a relatively easier way of making a head *cough cough* I, unfortunately, cannot make one for a full suit. I can, however, make ears and a muzzle in its place.

All I'll need out of you is your height and waist size (that way it's not hanging off of you and it's not squishing your guts, either)

I have 2 ways of making the feet:
1) I make a pair of slippers that fit over your normal feet
2) I simply make what appear to be a pair of footie pajamas
It's up to you to decide which one you want.

Please, feel free to buy one (please buy one, I need money ~.~) or ask about separate smaller parts as a special order

First of all, a long sword is not half the length of ones entire body. That is a 2-handed broadsword. A long sword is only about the length of an arm (shoulder to palm, blade tip to hilt end)

Now, onto my actual rant

There was supposed to be a workshop today at the school for members of the cast of Robin Hood (I got cast as Much, one of Robin's drunken friends). Having studied swordplay on my own (from multiple cultures and time periods) I thought I'd go to brush up on my skillz before the production of the play. Big mistake. The guy who was teaching couldn't tell a long sword from a 1-handed broadsword, and his daughter couldn't tell the difference between a long sword and a 2-handed broadsword (hence the above argument). It's a good thing they only had daggers, long swords, and 1-handed broadswords otherwise nobody but me would've know what they were using. Now, back in the 13th century when Robin Hood really did exist, his techniques would've never been used, especially by a band of thieves against well trained and armed soldiers. I tried to integrate an actual fighting style that was used by common-folk back in those days, but I got kicked out because of it. When I tried to reason with the bleeper, Mrs. Neyer (the teacher who supports the drama club) kicked me off the cast for not listening to the "professional."

Okay, the acual reason I was kicked out was because he was throwing out a bunch of names that presumably belong to famous people. When I asked if the names were supposed to mean anything, he got angry, criticized my "cheap style" and kicked me out. The only reason he was throwing them around was because he was trying to sound important. When I said what I did, what I was actually doing was attacking his pride X3

Besides, he claimed these people were his friends. I wouldn't want my friends throwing my name around like a commodity to make themselves sound more important, would you?

A professional swordplay choriographer who can't tell the difference between a long sword and a 1-handed broadsword? He wishes

And now, for the rules of "Strip Bingo" X3

1) Make sure you have at least three other people playing with you, otherwise it won't be much fun

2) Have each of your friends draw out a bingo board, you will set the number limit to be used (I advise a limit of 24 for each letter (ie: B15, O9, etc...)

3) Make strips of paper equal to the amount of numbers you set a limit for and place them in a bag, bowl, or other container where they cannot be seen (this prevents cheating)

4) Every time a player misses three numbers drawn (ie: Player 3 misses B18, I7, and O21) they must remove an article of clothing. These numbers missed do not have to be consecutive (ie: Player 3 misses B18, I7, gets G17, and misses O21, s/he must still remove a piece of clothing)

5) Every time a player gets a BINGO, they may put an article of clothing back on their body

6) BINGO is reached on multiple circumstances: 5 across, 5 diagonal, 5 down, 4-corners (a marker on each of the four corners), and postage stamp (four markers making a box at the upper-right corner) (variations will occur)

7) The players board is not reset after each BINGO (markers remain on the board from BINGO to BINGO)

Because of the randomness of the game, all players will be nude at least once during gameplay (statistically impossible for them NOT to be)

Yes, I had a very interesting weekend X3

Random thought of the day: It's fun to emotionally scar people for life (so long as you don't take it too far, naturally ) X3

Random site of the day: [link] Phear tha Amish Donkey X3

TENGO EL FUEGO EN MI PANTALONES!

Que es en tu pantalones? X3

Anyways, I would've had my new character up by now, but the new semester just started and I need to get into "new classes" mode

Anyways, expect a new character up tomorrow or the day after. His/her story shall follow soon after!

~[EDIT]~

You know what? I don't ask people to change. I don't say "Well, I'd like you if this, that, and the other thing were something else..."

So why the bloody fuck do you ask me to change?! I'm me, as I have been since you met me, and as I will be until I deem something needs changing about me and NOT before. If you won't accept me for who I am, then fuck all of you

I really should've left when I said I was going to, but you know what? I'm not going to. You fuckers are stuck with me on this goddamn site until I really just don't have time for it any more. I am sick and fucking tired of you jackasses hating me because I am who I am and who I have been since we met

The problem isn't I'm a jackass to you. The problem is you people are jackasses to me and then expect me to treat you like kings. Naturally, I don't mean everyone I keep in contact with, but the people who I do mean know who they are